Just as I was getting ready to wrap up the Xbox 360’s Dynasty Warriors: Gundam for review, the friggin’ machine decided to go Red Ring of Death on me. WTF!? Don’t you know Halo 3 comes out next week!? The biggest game of the Fall season and the system chooses to up and die now!?!

Master Chief and the Spartans tried their best, but this system is fucked. Metroid Prime 3 might not be “next-gen” graphics, but at least the Wii didn’t decide to break down just days before it came out. 😛